I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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