Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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