Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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