I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I supernannyed him into submission
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
