Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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