Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Farmville is her only friend.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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