It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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