? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
