theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
