Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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