I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Randomize