She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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