Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
