i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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