Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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