Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
