My brain says no but my pants say off.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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