Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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