i can't believe i had my finger in that
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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