Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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