I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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