There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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