help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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