There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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