There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Randomize
