Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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