I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
