im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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