who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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