so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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