We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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