it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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