Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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