We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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