She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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