I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize