I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
