i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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