After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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