She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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