the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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