she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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