You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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