I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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