First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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