i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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