I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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