what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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