it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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