I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
