Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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