Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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