So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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